The Fund Raiser

Circus (I told you it is Public Toilet's annual inter college fest) was closing in, the hopes of a good show was fading away into darkness at a very fast rate, Latika had already fucked it.... no PJ for culturals, no SB for BM, no MCV for production, no RS/RKR for finance, with the lone knight battling it out for a bunch of crazy poops... he was the most genuine human being one could find in the whole vicinity of the Public Toilet afterall.... and what recognition was he given after all the HARD WORK..? the tag of a STAGE PRODUCTION HEAD.... haha... poor KM...it happens only in CC....
ya so cumin back 2 the point of the CIRCUS and the jokers... so we all know by now that how a team of jokers were expected to the job of running the show, which was like giving a blow job to a wild elephant for them.. anyways... what was to be done...? sponsors had shwn the door..! people who cud run the show had left it to the jokers to do the job (or rather the blow job), sweepers as it is were good for nothing... the 3 sissy's almost had it up their throat..... what the hell was to be done...? who had the sollution...? who could do the JOB for us...? was circus looking like an uncertainty this year... but then as they themselves boasted.. that their batch was the most talented and they could achieve anything they wantd to... though all of them kept on pouncing on each other like stray dogs and filthy cats... but they (seniors) did come good in the end... and the BBM DRAMA QUEEN (the real one, dnt go by the farewell prizes...), arre SHAKIRA SHAKIRA... came to the rescue... and this was the outcome: (WATCH THE VIDEO AND CONTINUE READING... the video is available on youtube with the keywords: PUBLIC TOILET BBM FACULTY DANCE ... dont forget to replace the nick name with real name...)
ooh laa laa... fuckkkkk... the video would have even given RAKHI SAWANT a complex... yes finally the ass was saved.... finally the gods came to our mercy.... finally CIRCUS came into a ray of hope.... finally the JOB was given, i mean done... and finally all the money came... from where, u now obviously know.... survey says that there were maximum hits for this video on youtube and the maximum by AUTO DRIVERS AND THE KSRTC STAFF... sheesh this was some achievement....!!! there were so many, so many coins collected, that it took the PUBLIC TOILET SWEEPERS 2 days to think as to where to invest them in... so finally they hit upon the idea of hiring one volunteer in return of a coin... and guess what...? on the day of the innaguration of CIRCUS, out of 900 visitors in BBA and BBM 800 odd were sitting as volunteers in the audi...! some achievement again...!

what an idea SHAKIRAJI.... dance ka dance, paise ke paise aur kaam ka kaam.... thats what you call management.... ek teer aur teen nishane....

so we now know how was CIRCUS finally saved from the clutches of uncertainty... a few noble heads, one MUJRA, a few coins collected and the JOB finally done... and so impressively that even STEVE JOBS got impressed.... that were IPODS for all the show stealers afterall....

now thats what you call ON THE FACE....!

The Latika Story...!

As we have all known, Latika just returned to 911, to screw our lives again... We all know Latika so well, dont we...? Our one and only Drama Bitch...!
Well news is doing the rounds that she was on maternity leave for a semester and just returned having delivered a baby boy... If we go by the rumors the couple is planning to name the baby CHOTA JAMAAL, in lines with the name of her long lived boyfriend JAMAAL in 911.. we shud know who JAMAAL was by now....!
well cumin back to the news, there is a strong talk in 911 about LATIKA'S SYNOSURE... i am so takin in PTMA'S (Public Toilet Management Association) laungauge now, aint I..? other sweepers in 911 say, that latika had actually been thrown out of 911 due to unexpectable behavior and not due to maternity reasons....
A boy called Champoo had allegedly called her a CHUTIYA just before CIRCUS (thats PUBLIC TOILET'S annual INTERCOLLEGE FEST) on the face, which had given her a huge psychological set back, of which she, as expected, had made a huge fuss and cry about. The fuss and cry along with Latika herself became so irritating that even Captain began to loose his cool. So as Jamaal was leaving he thought a Maternity excuse for both of them would not create doubts in minds of the other sweepers and visitors and everyone would readily agree to Jamal and Latika jointly being sent on a maternity leave. their CHEMISTRY was the talk of the town afterall...Now after a semester (our luckyfuck preceding visiotrs have moved out of the toilet) Captain, being a considerate man, decided to get Latika back to the department, i.e. 911... the mystey to where Jamaal is and what will be our faith in the BITCH's hands is a thing which time would say...
But there is one thing which is still so evidently clear on her face, even in the compartments (class I mean), to which even my fellow-visitors would agree to, that the trauma of champoo having said the truth on her face of terming her a CHUTIYA still shows on her appearance... that even after hiding her true self under that gaudy make up and JHATANK sarees, how could someone come to knw what she actually is.. "A CHUTIYA" and nothing more...

GOD PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS LATIKA BITCH TILL WE COME OUT OF THIS PUBLIC TOILET...

AMEN....

Combined Sequel to TZP and Ghajini...?

News is doing the rounds that Aamir is planning a combined sequel to Taare Zameen Par and Ghajini.... Prasoon Joshi is expected to pen it down and music will be composed by Shankar Ehsaan Loy...

When asked, Aamir looked a bit reluctant, but finally wrapped up saying "I cannot tell you much about the story... Just that its a combined sequel to Ghajini and TZP where Ishan grows up and is sent to THE PUBLIC TOILET for his BBM, amidst which my short term memory loss problem creeps up and I forget that he has been sent there. Amidst the trauma, he becomes DYSLEXIC again and the rest is for u to wait and see..."

Seems our very own Bhuvan is planning a realistic sequel this time.... Whether it is or not, is something which time will tell....

Till then happy blogging.... : )

The NICKY'S...

THE PUBLIC TOILET - 'C' COLLEGE (AUTONOMOUS)

THE SWEEPERS:

PM - THE PRINCIPAL
THE GEESE - FATHER 'V'
CAPTAIN - HOD
WICKET TAKER - R VM
SCARY SHRUB - J S
THE PRINCE OF MYSOORU - BAL**
ODD ONE OUT - P J
SALESMAN - G J
PYARELAL - R T
KUSHAAAAAL - S B
BOND 007 - L J
SAKKU BAI - S S
LATIKA - P S
JAMAAL - A S
FAIR & LOVELY - S P
THE BIG MOMMA - L K
APE - I P E
RAG PICKER - P'RANGAN
DUAL VISIONARY - JAYA*T
THE 3RD MUSKETEER - BAHA*A

HARAAMKHOR - COE

PRINCI OF THE TOILETS - THE MAIDS

ZOMBIE - THE ATTENDANCE SHEET COLLECTOR

HENCHMEN - THE GUARDS

CSR - THE OFFICE STAFF

911 - THE DEPT. (I PITY THE US)

The Maiden Post

Hey all ya fellow bambood, mentally frustrated, ready to do a human bomber to the most unique PUBLIC TOILET in the world, warm warm greeting to all ya people.
We finally have a place where there are no rules, regulations and cultures to be followed and anyone can comment, praise or criticize anyone, as and when he wishes to. There's no stopping here. Though there are certain things we need to keep in mind before posting.

1. We only use the nicknames and not the real boring ones... Using the real ones can become dangerous for the ones still in the vicinity of the Public Toilet.
2. We would never write anything offensive or obscene against anyone/anything, unless it is very much required. I am sure it would largely be required here...!
3. This is just a time pass zone and we do not intend to hurt anyone... unless they themselves want to read the bitter truths written here and hurt themselves....
4. Ex and Present Class Spy's are restricted from entering this blog. Trespassers would be prosecuted....
5. There can be only one and one topic discussed here... THE PUBLIC TOILET ITS SWEEPERS & of course WE THE VISITORS.... reunion is strictly now allowed unless ofcourse if is to recollect the stinky and kinky memories of the PUBLIC TOILET...

Happy Blogging, March On.....