Circus (I told you it is Public Toilet's annual inter college fest) was closing in, the hopes of a good show was fading away into darkness at a very fast rate, Latika had already fucked it.... no PJ for culturals, no SB for BM, no MCV for production, no RS/RKR for finance, with the lone knight battling it out for a bunch of crazy poops... he was the most genuine human being one could find in the whole vicinity of the Public Toilet afterall.... and what recognition was he given after all the HARD WORK..? the tag of a STAGE PRODUCTION HEAD.... haha... poor KM...it happens only in CC....
ya so cumin back 2 the point of the CIRCUS and the jokers... so we all know by now that how a team of jokers were expected to the job of running the show, which was like giving a blow job to a wild elephant for them.. anyways... what was to be done...? sponsors had shwn the door..! people who cud run the show had left it to the jokers to do the job (or rather the blow job), sweepers as it is were good for nothing... the 3 sissy's almost had it up their throat..... what the hell was to be done...? who had the sollution...? who could do the JOB for us...? was circus looking like an uncertainty this year... but then as they themselves boasted.. that their batch was the most talented and they could achieve anything they wantd to... though all of them kept on pouncing on each other like stray dogs and filthy cats... but they (seniors) did come good in the end... and the BBM DRAMA QUEEN (the real one, dnt go by the farewell prizes...), arre SHAKIRA SHAKIRA... came to the rescue... and this was the outcome: (WATCH THE VIDEO AND CONTINUE READING... the video is available on youtube with the keywords: PUBLIC TOILET BBM FACULTY DANCE ... dont forget to replace the nick name with real name...)
ooh laa laa... fuckkkkk... the video would have even given RAKHI SAWANT a complex... yes finally the ass was saved.... finally the gods came to our mercy.... finally CIRCUS came into a ray of hope.... finally the JOB was given, i mean done... and finally all the money came... from where, u now obviously know.... survey says that there were maximum hits for this video on youtube and the maximum by AUTO DRIVERS AND THE KSRTC STAFF... sheesh this was some achievement....!!! there were so many, so many coins collected, that it took the PUBLIC TOILET SWEEPERS 2 days to think as to where to invest them in... so finally they hit upon the idea of hiring one volunteer in return of a coin... and guess what...? on the day of the innaguration of CIRCUS, out of 900 visitors in BBA and BBM 800 odd were sitting as volunteers in the audi...! some achievement again...!
what an idea SHAKIRAJI.... dance ka dance, paise ke paise aur kaam ka kaam.... thats what you call management.... ek teer aur teen nishane....
so we now know how was CIRCUS finally saved from the clutches of uncertainty... a few noble heads, one MUJRA, a few coins collected and the JOB finally done... and so impressively that even STEVE JOBS got impressed.... that were IPODS for all the show stealers afterall....
now thats what you call ON THE FACE....!
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ReplyDeleteEvery1 knows abt 'the geese' case fr molasting a grl. Only action taken by the TOILET SWEEPERS was startin a STUDENT HELPLINE. Again fr whose inaugration as usual we were askd to fill up the empty auditorium.
ReplyDeleteThr was a complaint made against our very own 'Prince of Mysooru' by two galz anonymously to the helpline statin dat he had proposd one of thm. And a biggr action was takn by the 911. "The prince" was suspended fr 2 weeks. Now this is what i say must be the scariest punishment givn for the act. Those galz clearly said we kno wat hapnd with the girl who cpmlaind abt "THE GEESE" n we dont want dat to happn to us also, so we are makin it anonymous.
A source of mine who wrkd fr the helplin (of cours he was nt frm BBM) wantd dat the issue to b made public bt he was tld if this thing leaks his degree wld b in a troubl. these golden words which we are used to listen by the sweepers was said to him by the counslrs who are in the college "TO HELP OUT THE STUDENTS" and we are told dat what evr we speak to the counslrs is "KEPT SECRET" which we all clearly kno dat is nt a fact at all.
Now thrs a girlz hostel inside the campus and we shld nt b amazd if som yrs ltr we find cameras hiddn up in thr. M nt tlkin abt the fake cameras in 911 bt the real ones.