The Latika Story...!

As we have all known, Latika just returned to 911, to screw our lives again... We all know Latika so well, dont we...? Our one and only Drama Bitch...!
Well news is doing the rounds that she was on maternity leave for a semester and just returned having delivered a baby boy... If we go by the rumors the couple is planning to name the baby CHOTA JAMAAL, in lines with the name of her long lived boyfriend JAMAAL in 911.. we shud know who JAMAAL was by now....!
well cumin back to the news, there is a strong talk in 911 about LATIKA'S SYNOSURE... i am so takin in PTMA'S (Public Toilet Management Association) laungauge now, aint I..? other sweepers in 911 say, that latika had actually been thrown out of 911 due to unexpectable behavior and not due to maternity reasons....
A boy called Champoo had allegedly called her a CHUTIYA just before CIRCUS (thats PUBLIC TOILET'S annual INTERCOLLEGE FEST) on the face, which had given her a huge psychological set back, of which she, as expected, had made a huge fuss and cry about. The fuss and cry along with Latika herself became so irritating that even Captain began to loose his cool. So as Jamaal was leaving he thought a Maternity excuse for both of them would not create doubts in minds of the other sweepers and visitors and everyone would readily agree to Jamal and Latika jointly being sent on a maternity leave. their CHEMISTRY was the talk of the town afterall...Now after a semester (our luckyfuck preceding visiotrs have moved out of the toilet) Captain, being a considerate man, decided to get Latika back to the department, i.e. 911... the mystey to where Jamaal is and what will be our faith in the BITCH's hands is a thing which time would say...
But there is one thing which is still so evidently clear on her face, even in the compartments (class I mean), to which even my fellow-visitors would agree to, that the trauma of champoo having said the truth on her face of terming her a CHUTIYA still shows on her appearance... that even after hiding her true self under that gaudy make up and JHATANK sarees, how could someone come to knw what she actually is.. "A CHUTIYA" and nothing more...

GOD PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS LATIKA BITCH TILL WE COME OUT OF THIS PUBLIC TOILET...

AMEN....