When the blog became public...!

Yeahhhh...! The wait is finally over... What I wanted to achieve by opening this blog has been achieved and believe me, the sight of seeing those dumfounded assfucks all confused with whats happening around is a must watch sighter....

At around 9 a.m today, post the recently concluded( a few days i mean) PTMA (public toilet management association) inauguration, when i walked in the Public Toilet, i had an intution that the scene was set today, to give way to yet another seriously humorously psyched day at the public toilet.... LATIKA is back afterall and CIRCUS is also closing in.... and now that the PTMA has been inaugurated she has all the powers to behave in her own typically expected SLUTTY manner... but the air was carrying a different element with it altogeather... it seemed as if Captain had been deprived of water amidst an intense bogging session and the other sweepers were so tensed that it seemed as if they were soon to recieve a few pink slips by the geese.... but the suspense from this utterly nail biting mystery was revealed when i saw LATIKA running out of the lounge to 911 deperately trying to control her tears from falling on the floor and ruining it...

In a flash i knew what the matter was as Captain was overheard saying... "Interogate everyone... Employ one spy in every compartment (didn't we already have 7 of them in every compartment..?) , find out who is a computer geniassss who can have the capabilites to do it.... give presentaions to all visitors possible, the ones wh0 come out with the best presentaion templates and content are surely the ones who are behind this..."

and this is when our very own SCARY SHRUB spoke.... "Captain, what if it is someone from the passing out batches...?

to which KUSHAAAAL said "sir I think we should refer this to the internet department and leave the matter to them... m sure that they are technologically so well advanced that they will be able to tell us who exactly is doing this along with his address and other details..."

I swear by now captian had a GABBAR SINGH look on his face and he said "whoever it is, will not be able to escape my eyes... and the day my eyes catch him, i swear by JY*TI darling Il have his hair strangled by these hands..."

Assholes... Dumbfucks... if you sweepers are reading this... cant you people realize by now that you people are the biggest disgrace to the human mankind and are standing examples of the biggest loosers on this earth.... even if you lick the shit out of the web will you not knw who the fck am I... coz the fucks who cannot operate their laptops in a manner in which one would expect even a peon to operate it, who have never been taught the word TECHNOLOGY in their lives, who fucking cannot even operate the projectors properly and yes make the most colorfully fucked up PRESENTATIONS will need another 500 years to take me out from a bunch of 800 odd frustated visitors.... keep trying motherfuckers!!!

and btw i've made things easy for u sweepers now... i have shortlisted the culprits list to one out of 800... so it shud be an easy guess now.. and one message to SCARY SHRUB "u fuckin bitch, u are better off fucking around with your LALITAJI examples in the compartments than fucking making interpretations even more fucked up than your fucked up face...."

KEEP GUESSING ASSHOLES....!

The Unfortunate Visitor to the PUBLIC TOILET speaks...

Every1 knows abt 'the geese' case fr molasting a grl. Only action taken by the TOILET SWEEPERS was startin a STUDENT HELPLINE. Again fr whose inaugration as usual we were askd to fill up the empty auditorium.

Thr was a complaint made against our very own 'Prince of Mysooru' by two galz anonymously to the helpline statin dat he had proposd one of thm. And a biggr action was takn by the 911. "The prince" was suspended fr 2 weeks. Now this is what i say must be the scariest punishment givn for the act. Those galz clearly said we kno wat hapnd with the girl who cpmlaind abt "THE GEESE" n we dont want dat to happn to us also, so we are makin it anonymous.

A source of mine who wrkd fr the helplin (of cours he was nt frm BBM) wantd dat the issue to b made public bt he was tld if this thing leaks his degree wld b in a troubl. these golden words which we are used to listen by the sweepers was said to him by the counslrs who are in the PUBLIC TOILET "TO HELP OUT THE STUDENTS" and we are told dat what evr we speak to the counslrs is "KEPT SECRET" which we all clearly kno dat is nt a fact at all.

Now thrs a girlz hostel inside the campus and we shld nt b amazd if som yrs ltr we find cameras hiddn up in thr. M nt tlkin abt the fake cameras in 911 bt the real ones.

"as commented by the 'UNFORTUNATE VISITOR TO THE PULIC TOILET' in the previous post..."

march on...