I tell you what? This Swine Flu thing, made me pee in my pants!! Fucking with so many Swines around the whole of the toilet, The Public Toilet, should have been the first one to report a 100% swine flu attack, but to everyone's surprise, it didn't!!
But how could we, as fucking visitors forget, that Unusual is the Usual at the TOILET, PUBLIC TOILET.
Haha, Fucking Nothing More/Else could have been a better example to portray the fucking Circus this TOILET is.
August 15, the day we turned 62, couldn't come at a better time, not only for me, but hundreds along with me. To add on to the whole burst of patriotism for the I-Day and frustration for the DRY Day, came something which outclassed everything..
Holding my nerve, i had typed www. c*r**tuni****ity.in, roughly at around 2130 hours, to check how fucked i was with my attendance thingy. It was a Dry Day, as I told you, and fucking the SMIRNOFF thing had to be done away with. The DRY GRASS on the DRY DAY was the only option left. Fucking as i was typing the web address , i was in a kind of an argument with myself, as to what would be higher, My attendance or the No. of Joints of DRY GRASS i had taken on the DRY DAY. Fucking..........................
HAHAHAHAHAHA............................. To the contrary there was something, completely shocking to the point of infinity, in store. The whole nerve thing had gone, the whole grass thing had gone...... For the first time, that too on August 15, the heart, mind, body and soul, together wanted to shout out loud.................
P A K I S T A N Z I N D A B A D!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... fucking it took me a good 15 minutes to reconfirm that 1) I was still far far away from the stage of nirvana 2) typing the right address and 3) KOOBFACE hadn't come to party around in my windows. REASSURED, i guess i managed to exhaust a recharge of around 350 bucks in a matter of 30 minutes, to tell my fellow visitors, how the SWINE FLU wasn't just transmittable from one human to another but also from one PUBLIC TOILET to another...... hahahahahaha.........................................
THE SWINE FLU..... had struck, and struck big......it seemed the sweepers, the white fucks, the Darwans, the fucking WHISPERS of the white fucks (admin staff i mean) and anyone and everyone related, all had been raped at one go with a BIG HUGE PAKI CO*K....
For such a fucking joke and mockery, for the first time in my 20 years of life, did i seriously feel like saluting a PAKI. I m sure u guys felt the same.
I had for once thought, that I would return only after CIRCUS, but then couldn't wait after yesterdays RAPE MASSACRE......... For those who missed out on what the SWINE FLU ATTACK looked like on the TOILET'S portal, here is a print screened image........
IN ALL DUE RESPECT..... HAIL THE PAKIS!!!!!!!
MARCH ON : )
